Amazon - Books you probably should NOT get your kids ;-) (NSFW)

Oh facebook you kill me. Girlfriend Jenna posted one of these on our mommy board Friday and I kinda died a little bit. So please, buy these, but do NOT buy them for your children. In fact. If you know people without kids, get it for them! They will appreciate it!




Not a bad one from what I have heard:

PLEASE READ THIS TO MY CHILD!




Yeah... this is our kids generation.... Dont tell my toddler, but I have Angry Birds on my phone! He thinks Daddy's phone it the only one that does anything... I would prefer to keep it that way, mmmk? Thanks!

and really? This never actually crossed my mind. Thanks Amazon!